Joo Janta 200 Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses
Designed to help hitchhikers develop a relaxed attitude to danger by turning completely pitch-black at the first hint of trouble.
Item Specification: Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the very first inkling of any catastrophe, hostile missile, atmospheric solar flare, or impending planetary collision, they turn completely black and opaque, thus preventing you from seeing anything that might alarm you.
Tactical Application
- Radiation & Thermal Shield: Complete light absorption shields the wearer from dangerous stellar flaring.
- Psychological Tranquility: By remaining entirely oblivious to mortal peril, your panic index remains at zero.
Paralyso-Matic Bomb
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