Who is this God Person Anyway?
The triumphant climax to Oolon Colluphid's philosophical trilogy. Inquires into the true identity of the supreme being and why sentients persistently pester Him.
Galactic Publication: Who is this God Person Anyway?
In this world-shattering conclusion to his initial theological trilogy (later followed by his best-selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God), Oolon Colluphid tackles the core existential question: Who is actually running this entire cosmic catastrophe, and why do billions of people keep writing letters to Him?
The Ruler of the Universe
One of the most celebrated chapters investigates the elusive Ruler of the Universe:
"The man who rules the Universe lives in a small wooden shack on an obscure, rain-soaked planet in the middle of nowhere. He has an elderly cat named The Lord, drinks tea from a cracked mug, and isn't entirely convinced that anyone outside his doorstep actually exists at all.
When questioned on galactic matters, he simply reflects that he cannot be certain whether the people asking the questions exist, or whether his answers exist, or if indeed the rain outside is even wet."
Colluphid observes that this total absence of ambition, conviction, or ego makes him the only person in existence qualified to govern anything.
Prelude to Well That About Wraps It Up For God
By laying the philosophical groundwork regarding divine faith versus empirical proof, Who is this God Person Anyway? set the stage for Colluphid's subsequent blockbuster Well That About Wraps It Up For God, in which he made a small fortune using the Babel fish as the central theme proving the non-existence of God (causing God to vanish in a puff of logic).
Impact on Hitchhikers
Possessing this text grants a hitchhiker total immunity to religious solicitation from door-to-door space evangelists and confers a +25% bonus to philosophical calm under extreme existential threat.
Where God Went Wrong
Part One of Oolon Colluphid's explosive trilogy of philosophical bestsellers. Analyzes the fundamental cosmic blunder of creating the Universe in the first place.
Altairian Dollar
A major freely convertible interstellar medium of exchange. According to the Guide, a budget-conscious hitchhiker can see the marvels of the Universe for less than thirty Altairian dollars a day.