Point E
The nearest cozy pub to Point D. Serves proper pints of bitter and salted peanuts where one can spend a pleasant amount of time avoiding municipal road planning disputes.
Point of Interest Dossier: Point E
"He would have a nice little cottage at point D, with axes hung over the door, and spend a pleasant amount of time at point E, which would be the nearest pub to point D."
— The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Chapter 1
Establishment Profile
Point E is the crowning amenity of Mr. Prosser's escapist paradise. Functioning as the nearest village tavern to Point D, it offers the ultimate antidote to local council bureaucracy, yellow bulldozers, and angry ratepayers lying in the mud.
Amenities & Atmosphere
- Ales on Tap: Good, honest English bitter served at cellar temperature in dimpled glass pint tankards with sturdy handles.
- Bar Snacks: Salted peanuts in foil packets, ready-salted crisps, and pork scratchings that crunch with the auditory intensity of an asteroid collision.
- The Fireplace: A roaring open hearth of seasoned oak logs where patrons can sit for hours without anyone mentioning planning permissions, public enquiries, or environmental impact assessments.
- Opening Hours: Perpetually open whenever someone needs to spend "a pleasant amount of time" recovering from a Thursday.
Point D
Any convenient point a very long way from Points A, B, and C. The mythical sanctuary where Mr. L. Prosser envisioned a peaceful cottage with battleaxes mounted over the mantelpiece.
The Qualactin Zones
A dark, intoxicating deep-space territory and twilight sub-sector famed across eleven dimensions for its aromatic, sweet-smelling nebulae and the legendary Qualactin Hypermint.