The River Moth
A wide, slow, and extraordinarily dense river famed across the Galaxy as the premier waterway for sailing a mini-raft rigged with a hitchhiker's towel.
Point of Interest Dossier: The River Moth
"A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value... use it to sail a mini-raft down the slow heavy river Moth..."
— The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Chapter 3
The River Moth is a legendary, meandering waterway celebrated in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for its languid current, high-density mineral waters, and scenic riverbanks that invite low-cost aquatic hitchhiking.
Hydrological Characteristics: "Slow and Heavy"
Why does the Guide specifically describe the River Moth as both slow and heavy?
- High Specific Gravity: The waters of the Moth are naturally rich in suspended colloidal silicates and harmless heavy-water isotopes, giving the river a remarkably high specific gravity. Even a hastily lashed-together mini-raft of driftwood floats high and dry on its glassy surface without sinking.
- Languid Current: Flowing across a virtually flat alluvial plain for thousands of miles, the current moves at a stately pace that allows travelers to nap, read the Guide, or dangle their toes over the side without fear of unexpected rapids.
The Mini-Raft & Towel Rigging Protocol
Because commercial river-ferry operators along the Moth charge exorbitant fares in Altairian Dollars, seasoned hitchhikers rely on the time-honored Towel-Sail Method:
- The Mast: Wedge two sturdy branches upright at the bow of a mini-raft.
- The Sail: Tie the corners of a largish Massively Useful Towel (such as a bath towel from Marks and Spencer) across the spars to catch the warm afternoon river breezes.
- The Drying Stage: Once the voyage concludes at the river delta, the wind-dried towel is immediately ready to be folded back into the hitchhiker's satchel.
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