Earth (Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha)
Mostly harmless. An utterly insignificant blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Guide Entry: Earth (Sol III)
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Current Editorial Status
- Original Guide Entry: "Harmless."
- Revised Post-Ford Prefect Entry: "Mostly harmless."
- Demolition Notice: Scheduled for immediate vaporisation by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz and the Vogon Constructor Fleet to facilitate the construction of a hyperspatial express route (planning charts having been on display in the local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty Earth years).
- Essential Survival Tip: If you find yourself stranded in Cottington or Islington on a Thursday, procure at least three pints of bitter, four packets of salted peanuts for twenty-eight pence, and above all, know where your towel is.
Damogran
A hot, remote, almost totally unheard-of planet on the opposite spiral arm of the Galaxy, 500,000 light-years from Sol. Consists of middling to large desert islands separated by annoyingly wide stretches of ocean; secret home of the Heart of Gold.
Eroticon Six
Sixth planet of the Eroticon system and famous homeworld of Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.