Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
Resident of Greenbridge, Essex, England, and creator of the very worst poetry in the Universe—all of which mercifully perished along with her in the destruction of the planet Earth.
Character Dossier: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
"The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth."
— The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Chapter 7
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, was an Earthling poetess who achieved the supreme literary distinction of composing the very worst poetry in the entire Universe—surpassing even the lethal verse of Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of the Azgoths of Kria (second worst) and the callous compositions of the Vogons (third worst).
Cosmic Silver Lining of Earth's Demolition
While the vaporization of Earth by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz and the Vogon Constructor Fleet wiped out Nelson's Column, every Bogart movie, and McDonald's hamburgers, galactic literary critics documented in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy universally regard the simultaneous destruction of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings and her complete body of verse in Greenbridge, Essex, as a major triumph for the preservation of sanity across the cosmos.
Oolon Colluphid
The galaxy's foremost philosophical polemicist and author of the blockbuster theological trilogy Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who is this God Person Anyway?, as well as the Babel fish bestseller Well That About Wraps It Up For God.
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
Commander of the Vogon Constructor Fleet for the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. Responsible for the demolition of Earth to make way for a hyperspatial express route, and author of the third worst poetry in the Universe.