Point-of-View Gun
Created by Deep Thought after being commissioned by an association of disgruntled housewives. When fired, it forces the target to instantly see things from your point of view.
Item Specification: Point-of-View Gun
The Point-of-View Gun is an ingenious hand-held energy projector commissioned from Deep Thought by an intergalactic syndicate of exasperated housewives who had grown thoroughly tired of arguing with their husbands.
Mechanism of Action
Standard energy weapons inflict damage by kinetic or plasma burning. The Point-of-View Gun instead fires a beam of concentrated psychological empathy. When hit, the target immediately and helplessly adopts the exact mental and emotional perspective of whoever pulled the trigger.
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