Slartibartfast's Fjord Core
An exquisite chunk of handcrafted Norwegian coastline crag, complete with crinkly edges. Won the Galactic Award for Continental Architecture.
Item Specification: Slartibartfast's Fjord Core
A specimen of condensed granite extracted directly from the continental shelf of the second Earth during construction on the subterranean factory floor of Magrathea.
Artistic Provenance
Handcrafted by the master planet architect Slartibartfast. He particularly enjoyed doing the crinkly bits around the coastline, feeling it gave the world a lovely baroque feel. Won an award from the Galactic Academy of Architectural Planetary Design.
Santraginean Sea Water
Pure seawater bottled from the azure lagoons of Santraginus V. Famous for its restorative aromatic electrolytes and as the sacred second ingredient in the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Scented Bar of Soap
A dense, aromatic cake of saponified vegetable oils. Essential for scouring away interstellar grime, engine grease, and dried swamp muck across the cosmos.